because I'm white and from the South, right?), it doesn't really matter what Short does, just as long as he's somewhere in this film, seeing as how they're trying to make it as white as possible. Outside of that, this film is so non-threatening that they have mythical creatures voiced by Seth Rogen and Martin Short, although they may have just gotten short because they needed someone as white as possible to play what Wikipedia describes as a "loyal house brownie". Nolte's character is an ogre who can change into a human, or whatever Nick Nolte is, and I hear that a lot of kids really got scared when the ogre king in question was in his "human" form, which sounds about right. Eh, forget all that, because this isn't even edgy enough to be the somewhat Disneyfied "Chronicles of Narnia", or at least it isn't to Freddie Highmore, because after "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", something that Tim Burton considered his much less dark young adult fantasy flick, this flick about goblins and ogres is toddler stuff, you know, until you're faced with the most terrifying monster of them all: Nick Nolte. No, this is isn't that much like "Narnia", but it is about some kid trying to save a magical world, and on top of that, it's produced by Nickelodeon, the poor man's Disney. something else that has to do with "The Chronicles of Narnia". "The Chronicles of Spiderwick"-I mean, "The Ogre, the Goblin and the Fantasy Book"-I mean. It's on Amazon Prime too, so that's even better. Not like you should go out of your way to see this, but if you got a couple of hours to kill, then this won't drive you nuts.
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While it falls short of other films in the same genre, this movie still offers an inoffensive and solid experience. No scene goes too long, but, of course, that means that there's also not much room for in-depth character development, which I guess is fine in a movie like this, where it's more about the fantastical aspects of the story.
Again, one of the film's strongest points is the fact that the pacing is excellent. Nothing to write home about, of course, but it was all perfectly enjoyable. They literally had one job and they failed at that. I don't fucking know, the movie does a shit job at explaining why the field guide is so damn important. Perhaps the idea is that with the guide destroyed then they could do whatever they want whenever they wanted, without having to worry about barriers being placed around houses so that they get past them. Like they never really elaborate on why the ogre wants to destroy the field guy or why it's so important. The problem with the narrative is the fact that the ogre wants to destroy the field guide that Arthur Spiderwick wrote for some reason whatsoever. Thematically speaking, the film isn't exactly the best. Freddy Highmore is a really damn good actor, so he does a good job at carrying this film.
But that's really about my only major complaint as I found the film, its pacing and its acting all fairly solid. It is what it is and I'm sure that the film is somewhat faithful to the book, but the locations of the film really don't do much to inspire a sense of wonderment usually attached to these types of films. But it's just the one scene and it doesn't really even go for that long. There's one scene where a griffin takes the kids to this place that's more fantastical where the author of the field guide has been kept for over 80 years. Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter or even Percy Jackson. The fact that the locations are so mundane particularly when compared to other films in this same genre. The locations are pretty straightforward and simple and, to me, honestly, that's one of the things that does hold this film back. So that's what I meant when I meant it was more lukewarm. It takes place in the 'real' world and the only thing fantasy about it are these mythological creatures that surround the characters who are only seen if they want to be seen or if a hobgoblin spits in your face, which gives you the ability to see them without a special stone that you can see through. What I mean by that is the fact that in a lot of these films, you end up being taken on this epic adventure to a faraway and fantastical land that's unlike anything you would ever see on earth. That's not a derogatory as it may have come across, since I ended up thinking that this was a solid little movie.
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